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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
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Just Forget it!
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Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...